The Joker Is DADDY

[The Joker Is DADDY]

[bebhemmo]

THE TONGUE THO

[The Joker Is DADDY]

[obscure-imagines]

-where do i even start. this is going to be a long one

-him falling completely in love with you, and never wanting to see you hurt in any way, especially by himself

-he’d spoil the shit out of you

-and he’d protect you to death

-people would know not to touch you, those who have tried disappear

-he’d take you shopping with full security

-he’d be the guy waiting outside the change room to tell you how gorgeous you are when you come out

-his hands go anywhere they want to, thats just him

-he’s the guy with his arm over your shoulders when you walk

-very possessive 

-rough sex lets be honest

-but he spoils the shit out of you. wait i legitimately already wrote that but its so true.

-he’d love when you sit on his lap

-especially at meetings

-it throws other gangsters off because they know to respect you and not look at you too long or J will flip

-he’s the guy that can growl that sexy growl when he’s angry

-but purr that sexy purr when he’s happy

-you like both sounds. so sexy

-he’d take you to the most expensive places and buy you the most expensive outfits and jewelry

-date night is the best

-ride or die. 

-him driving you places and speeding to make you laugh and scream.

-rough ‘you’re mine’ kind of kisses

-but the way he grips your waist when he kisses you is 100%

-i mean, i wouldn’t say he would be the best boyfriend, but it would be an experience 

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Having sex with the Joker would include:

[casket-of-ancient-mischief]

Originally posted by imnathbtw

Requested by two Anons. 

Requests:  Having sex with the joker would include? AND having sex with joker would include??

Warning: Smut, drug abuse and Joker stuff. 

A/N: I hope this turned out good, cause I’m sick as hell and I feel like dying but also can’t let you down, because I love you too much. 

Foreplay: 

• Rough kissing and lip biting.
• His make-up being smeared all over your face, neck and shoulders.
• You kissing and licking his tattoos and worshipping them.
• You sucking his nipples, his most erogenous zone.  
• Oral sex: 
• You giving him a blowjob but not letting him cum. 
• Him being angry, but he lets it pass. 
• Him keenly eating you out or rubbing your clit, making you egde a few times (or giving you a blowjob, agonozingly slow.) 

Sex: 

• Making love:
  
• Rarely making love. 
• But every now and then he can be almost sweet.
• Eye contact because he wants to see your facial expressions.
• Him making you to look at him.
• Him kissing your neck and leaving marks there. 
• Him liking to be on top, or spooning with you. 

• Rough kinky sex: 
• The Joker biting you everywhere he can reach. 
• His hands being all over you.
• Rough squeezing.
• Hard, fast thrusts and then slow thrusts to make you beg for more. 
• You pulling his hair. 
• Him loving it (secretly).
• Him grinning when you want to be dominant. 
• You riding him cowgirl style and sometimes reserve cowgirl style. 
• Him slapping your ass. 
• Him purring. 
• You totally cumming when he does that. 
• Drunk sex ending in being sore and bruised. 
• Especially if you do drugs. 

• Positions: 
  
• Him liking to experiment, so he does not really have a favourite position. 
• But if he has to decide, his top 3 are: missionary, 69, every positions which includes you on all fours

• Quickies: 
• Surprising quickies. 
• Him not caring if someone hears you both. 
• Him fucking you when he wants, where he wants and how he wants.
• Him leaving you craving for more because he does not let you cum.

Afterwards: 

• You always cuddling up against him. 
• His arms being possessively around you.
• Him groaning when you want to cuddle but him secretly craving it.
• Him telling you that you’re a good girl.
• You telling him that he’s a good boy (when you’re dominant during sex).
• Him cackling and kissing your bruised lips hard. 

Kinks: 

• You calling him daddy. 
• Him calling you baby/baby girl.
• Him loving to tie you up.
• Him getting off when he ‘uses’ your body while you cannot move an inch.
• Snowballing/Cum swapping during french kissing. 
• Cumming on your ass, titts, face, and hair.
• Him ordering to not wash it off until the next morning.
• Threesome with you, the Joker and Harley Quinn. 
• You being in the middle.
• Him fucking your titts. 
• Anal sex. 
• You using cute butt plugs. 
• Him trying to deep throat you. 
• Him loving it when you gag,
• Him loving it when spit drips down your chin. 
• Him choking you so hard that you’re almost losing consciousness.
• Him biting, kissing, licking your bruises.  

(Requests for Imagines and Headcanons are open.) 

[The Joker Is DADDY]

FUCK ME DADDY

[The Joker Is DADDY]

[mrjandmrshq]

David Ayer gets it. 

[kingandqueen-of-gotham]

He gets it but yet he directed the damn movie??

[mrjandmrshq]

@kingandqueen-of-gotham

I’m not sure exactly what you mean, because Joker and Harley did end up together at the end of Suicide Squad. But someone at WB/DC definitely came up with the “my friends” and the other cheesy lines for Harley. WB got scared and reactionary when BvS didn’t make a billion dollars and when they got those scores of 30%. There’s not doubt in my mind that they messed with Suicide Squad to make it lighter. 

I mean look at the trailers, remember when the trailers were coming out and the first one the “I Started A Joke” trailer that was really dark and scary? THAT was David Ayer’s movie. We would’ve gotten a scary, realistic gritty movie if WB hadn’t interfered with Ayer’s movie. Then WB got scared because critics didn’t like BvS because it was “too dark” and so they brightened up the trailers, did like two months of reshoots (which I always heard was to change the ending), probably made Harley an antihero and more like-able, and took out the more shocking stuff when it came to Joker and Harley. 

Suicide Squad was not a good movie and David Ayer is partly to blame for that for sure. I’ve always said the worst parts of Suicide Squad was the script and editing. Ayer wrote the script, which sucked so he’s to blame for that (even though as I’ve said I think that WB made the characters say more lighter and jokey things to make the film lighter). But Ayer is a great director and editor but from what I’ve heard WB brought in the people that cut the lighter trailers (the Bohemian Rhapsody one and Ballroom Blitz one) to edit the movie and make it more bright and flashy. 

In short, I don’t blame Ayer completely for what we got. Warner Bros. definitely meddled with his movie. 

[The Joker Is DADDY]

[mrjandmrshq]

New(?) photo of Jared Leto as the Joker in Suicide Squad 

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[The Joker Is DADDY]

[obscure-imagines]

his fingers skimmed your face so lightly you questioned whether he made contact at all, “my little bird.” he whispered, “so fragile.” his hand went to the wall next to your head, fist clenching, “you know i would ruin anything that dared to touch my little bird.”

******

it appears i have a thing for the petname ‘little bird’ when being spoken by hella powerful men

[The Joker Is DADDY]

Joker deserves better than Harley dedicating her whole life to him and then just breaking up with him ESPECIALLY in this specific universe and version where he doesn’t abuse her and dedicated it all to her too I’m-

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Birds of Prey is going to destroy Harley’s character and Joker and Harley’s relationship and I just wish that someone at DC stopped Margot from doing this but I guess they are just letting actors who don’t know shit about the character just decide everything.